Look at these sweethearts. Ugh, they're so good together it almost makes me sick. It's like, "UGH, STOP BEING SO PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER."
Despite being quite silky and easy to swallow, Estancia Cab Sauv is a bold little bitch. You love her, but she can also get a little sassy sometimes. But it's cool because she brought her boyfriend, New Zealand Cheddar. New Zealand Cheddar comes in all smooth and sharp, makes a couple good jokes and balances everything out again. Everyone laughs while they look into each other's eyes all in love and shit and you're like, "OK OK WE GET IT YOU'RE A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN. JESUS. FUCK OFF WITH YOUR CRAZY YIN-YANG LOVE SHIT. Jk I love you, let's hang out forever because you guys are the best."
And it only cost $14.09 at Trader Joe's for all this romance!
Estancia Cabernet Sauvignon: Chocolate-covered cherries on the bouquet and dense dark fruits on the palate. The real win for this wine, for me, is how smooth it is for its >$10 price point. It's so smooth and silky with a really supple finish. It tastes like a wine twice its price, and when you're on a date, heyyy, THE MORE BANG [pelvic thrusts] 4 UR BUCK LOL AM I RIGHT OR AM I RIGHT?!
New Zealand Cheddar: It was aged 3 to 6 months, it's from New Zealand, IT'S FUCKING DELICIOUS THAT'S IT I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT CHEESE TASTING BESIDES PUTTING IT IN MY MOUTH AND TASTING IT AND HOLY SHIT IT TASTES GOOD. Especially with Estancia.
Estancia Cabernet Sauvignon: 110%! I just chugged it multiple times. A fantastic wine to chug the shit out of. So smooth and delicious. Straight up adult juice.
New Zealand Cheddar: You can't, or rather, you shouldn't chug cheese. But I did eat half a brick no problem.