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Wine Time: Bitch White Wine with Kimberley Gordon

Bitch White Wine
Price: $8.99
Region: Spain
Retailer: Whole Foods

Best friend and Wildfox founder, Kimberley Gordon, and I bitch about Bitch wine.

Check out more episodes of Wine Time here!

Cinematography by Antoin Huynh 
Music by Monster Rally 

Posted on May 14, 2014 by Marissa A. Ross and tagged wine time white wine video kimberley gordon wildfox ilovewildfox.
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HELLO. 

I'm Marissa A. Ross.
I write and drink wine.
I have no qualifications to write about drinking wine, 
aside from the fact that
I do it all the time.

wine EDITOR, BON APPÉTIT

AUTHOR OF WINE. ALL THE TIME.: THE CASUAL GUIDE TO CONFIDENT DRINKING

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PRAISE FOR WINE. ALL THE TIME. THE BOOK. 

“Can I just be Marissa, please? I want to be hilarious and sexy and smart and insanely knowledgeable about wine.”
—Mindy Kaling, New York Times bestselling author of Why Not Me?

“Funny as hell … Wine. All The Time. breaks down one of the most exclusive-seeming concepts and industries of our time, making it more approachable and inviting in anyone who cares to participate.”
—Leandra Medine, founder of Man Repeller

“For ‘beginners,’ [Wine. All the Time. is] a fun start to the insanely beautiful and rewarding world of natural wine. For ‘mediums’ (like me) it's a great refresher and enlightener. For ‘experts’ it will remind you about what wine should be: freaking fun times! No boring bourgeois sleeper chapters … super funny and inspiring and very important to the impending food and wine revolution!”
—Eric Wareheim, actor, comedian and creator of Tim & Eric Awesome Show

“Well written, engaging, and crazy funny.”
—Michael Cruse, Cruse Wine Co. and SF Chronicle's Winemaker of the Year 2016

DRINK WITH ME ON
I N S T A G R A M

@MARISSAAROSS

Youth may be wasted on the young, but there is no better way to look back & appreciate it as an adult than with a glass of Vini Rabasco's "La Cuntaden." This Montepulciano rosato from Abruzzo is the color of worn, neon, red lights at a summer carnival that glow coral, and it smells like you're elbow deep in a watermelon eating contest with a glass of homemade lemonade & surrounded by fresh cut grass. It tastes like slurping down a sour cherry & lime slushie while running hand-in-hand with a crush towards the Zipper passing the Kettle Corn booth, with an insatiable, acidic energy pulsating through you & tempered by just a touch of savory-sweetness. This wine is everything you want now, with everything you felt then. Pair with Atlas Sound's "Walkabout (Featuring Noah Lennox)" and some happy, misty eyes. 🍷🍉🎡🍋🍒 My first Italian love, @agricolarabasco’s wines available via @selectionaturel, @amyatwoodwine. ❤️ #MARwines
FINE. U CAN CALL THIS ONE ORANGE. ONLY BC IT WOULD BE RUDE NOT TO SINCE THAT IS ITS NAME. OR U CAN CALL IT WHAT I CALL IT: THE ORANGE CREAMSICLE SWEETTART SUMMER SLAMMER. 🍊🍦 @bodegacuevabymariano’s "Orange" is a skin-contact 60/40 blend of Tardana & Macabeo that looks like one of those exquisite smoggy Los Angeles sunsets that doesn't need a filter (much like this wine), and smells like one of Kramer's cantaloupes got rubbed down in aloe vera, apple juice & lavender. But it tastes like orange Creamsicles & SweetTarts, with notes of apple, grapefruit pith & wilting citrus blossoms. Refreshing & easy but still exciting, you'll take this bottle down quicker than two dozen preschoolers with a single box of Popsicles on a Saturday at Elysian Park. 🍊🍦🍊 Available at @domainela & @louwineshop, via @criticalmassselections. #MARwines
Fully drinking the Marcucci Kool-Aid at the @selectionaturel tasting in Umbria this past April.🍷 Not sure if you heard but you can read all about aforementioned Kool-Aid & winemaking on @bonappetitmag, link in bio. 📸: @vin_drop #tbt
“I elicit a particular brand of contempt from men who are that serious about wine. Behind my back they talk about how I’m ruining wine by drinking straight from the bottle on Instagram. To my face they say things like ‘You don’t know how to taste. But if you take off your shirt, I’ll teach you.’ ... Instead, Marcucci gave me a seat at a table I’d never been invited to.” ❤️ From my latest for @bonappetitmag about Danilo Marcucci, winemaking, my relationship with men in the industry, and myself. Online now, link in bio. In print nationwide next week. Photo by @amyatwoodwine.
@giovannibattistamesina's “Ciliegiozzo Frizzante” Ciliegiolo smells like roses that are barely peeling open, raspberry & thyme and literally tickles your nose with the spice of pink peppercorns. It tastes like microbial fireworks of cranberry that pop as fast and steady as a racing heart near a crush. And I had a small hand in making it with Danilo Marcucci, the Yoda/Batman of Natural wine. I wrote about the wine, the making, the genius of Marcucci & my possible future in a personal essay for @bonappetitmag. Online now, link in bio, and in print nationwide next week. 🍾❤️🍷 @selectionaturel @amyatwoodwine #MARwines
Brutal is a corrector descriptor for my day, and @lesvinspirouettes' Brutal!!! is exactly what I needed. This blend of Gerwürtztraminer, Pinot Gris & Riesling from Alsace is like a cool, refreshing hug from the inside, like the best hot apple cider you've ever had in the winter was suddenly a cold spa treatment for your soul with splashes of melon, cucumber, and Bragg's. I wish I was in a better mood to say more because it is deserving, but I am also deserving of just enjoying the fuck out of this bottle, which says a lot too. Another stunning example of why wine experimentations, and the Brutal!!! label, are so important. ❤️🙏🏼❤️ Got it at @domainela, via @amyatwoodwine / @jennyfrancois. #MARwines
Like drinking the last few hours at the beach on the hottest day of the year, when the sunshine & sea air get slow & sticky. Alessandro Viola's Note di Grillo looks like late afternoon daylight glowing along the Pacific coast, and smells like lemons, warm oozy cantaloupes, and that sweet sweat you get after forgetting to reapply your sunscreen for hours. Medium-bodied but with bright acidity, Note di Grillo tastes like humid lemon-basil sunshine and tart, briny, blood oranges, and it feels like the sand is finally cooling under your feet & The Zombies' "Tell Her No" is playing. It's enveloping in every way, and will leave you craving a salty makeout sesh. ☀️🌊🍈🍋🍃🍊💋💋💋 And god damn if it wasn't so hot I would have attempted to take a more indicative photo, but I had to make my weekly bouquet, and I can't leave my house without harming me, this wine, or this beautiful daydream I am living in. 😍💭 A steal at $23, available at @domainela via @scuola_di_vino. #MARwines
🚨 NEW EP OF @NATURALDISASTERSPOD 🚨 @natural_whine & I drink the new Vini Rabasco "Cancellato" Montepulciano, a blend of the '16 & '17 vintages so makes sense we talk about blends in this ep. Makes not as much sense but makes the MOST sense that we also talk about Big Dick Energy, LeBron, Drake, veal kidneys, @percyselections' trade tasting, Rick & Morty, all sorts of shit. CLAAASSIC A&MAR vibes. LINK IN BIO for Apple, also available on SoundCloud and Stitcher. 🎧 But hey, the sound is pretty dece on this one, yeah? Cool, glad you think so too. Thanks for listening/subscribing/rating/liking. 💋 @agricolarabasco’s “Cancellato” available via @selectionaturel, @amyatwoodwine here in CA.
It’s not officially summer until you’ve chugged a bottle of Furlani Macerato 🍾☀️💦 @amyatwoodwine #rosstest

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