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Wine Time: Bitch White Wine with Kimberley Gordon

Bitch White Wine
Price: $8.99
Region: Spain
Retailer: Whole Foods

Best friend and Wildfox founder, Kimberley Gordon, and I bitch about Bitch wine.

Check out more episodes of Wine Time here!

Cinematography by Antoin Huynh 
Music by Monster Rally 

Posted on May 14, 2014 by Marissa A. Ross and tagged wine time white wine video kimberley gordon wildfox ilovewildfox.
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PRAISE FOR WINE. ALL THE TIME. THE BOOK. 

“Can I just be Marissa, please? I want to be hilarious and sexy and smart and insanely knowledgeable about wine.”
—Mindy Kaling, New York Times bestselling author of Why Not Me?

“Funny as hell … Wine. All The Time. breaks down one of the most exclusive-seeming concepts and industries of our time, making it more approachable and inviting in anyone who cares to participate.”
—Leandra Medine, founder of Man Repeller

“For ‘beginners,’ [Wine. All the Time. is] a fun start to the insanely beautiful and rewarding world of natural wine. For ‘mediums’ (like me) it's a great refresher and enlightener. For ‘experts’ it will remind you about what wine should be: freaking fun times! No boring bourgeois sleeper chapters … super funny and inspiring and very important to the impending food and wine revolution!”
—Eric Wareheim, actor, comedian and creator of Tim & Eric Awesome Show

“Well written, engaging, and crazy funny.”
—Michael Cruse, Cruse Wine Co. and SF Chronicle's Winemaker of the Year 2016

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HELLO. 

I'm Marissa A. Ross.
I write and drink wine.
I have no qualifications to write about drinking wine, 
aside from the fact that
I do it all the time.

wine EDITOR, BON APPÉTIT

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HOORAY!!! WE KICKED ASS!! Will be putting together a list of ways to help now as we enter recovery for @bonappetitmag so stay tuned! Thank you all again for your endless generosity!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
The Abbey Road of Ross Tests. @ericwareheim @jenstark @lasjaraswines #rosstest
POUR ONE OUT FOR CALIFORNIA THIS WEEKEND 🍷❤️🐻 LIST UPDATE: Some evacuee services are telling people they no longer need goods, but Mentor Me is still in need as they prepare for the weeks to come after the fires, when people may leave the shelters but not have the means to purchase necessities. Mentor Me has leased a 10,000 foot warehouse to store the donations. Just as a reminder, they are based in Petaluma and are helping distribute goods to ten other shelters in the area. PLEASE HELP IN ANY WAY! Over 200,000 acres have burned. CLINK IN BIO TO SEND SUPPLIES DIRECTLY TO NORTHERN CALIFORNIA. 🍷❤️🐻 As for what I’m drinking this weekend, Tendu Red by @matthiasson_wine, Sonoma Mountain Winery Pinot Noir, and @crusewine’s Monkey Jacket Valdiguie blend. All Sonoma/Northern coast. Grab yourself some bottles to support our wine community at @domainela. #MARwines
SEND SUPPLIES FROM AMAZON STRAIGHT TO NORTHERN CALIFORNIA, LINK IN BIO 💌 UPDATE: Right now they really need socks and underwear for all ages. I moved those items to the top of the list, so if you haven’t had a chance to donate, skip the appetizer at dinner tonight and get some kids some underwear! Also I spoke with @wearementorme today and they are SO GRATEFUL! Thank you so much for your generosity, it is making a huge difference! ❤️❤️❤️ Dear friends, I made an Amazon wish list with supplies that will be sent directly to the Mentor Me at the Cavanagh Rec Center in Petaluma. The center already has 500+ evacuees and is helping distribute goods to ten other evacuee centers in the area. Face masks, blankets, pillows & pillow cases are much needed and at the top of the list, but the list contains everything from toiletries to baby supplies to pet food to phone chargers. Please help in any way you can and share the list with others! Also please let me know if something on the list isn’t working and I will fix it! ❤️❤️❤️
ANOTHER EASY WAY TO HELP CALIFORNIA: DRINK CALIFORNIA WINES! 🍾🍷🐻 Here’s me demonstrating how easy it is with @diego_roig’ Les Lunes Zinfandel, one of my favorites from the @rawwineworld tasting last night. ❤️ Here are some of my other favorite CA wines that have been affected that you should drink this weekend: Cruse Wine Co. @crusewine, Dirty & Rowdy @dirtyandrowdy, Scribe @scribewinery, Ruth Lewandowski @evanlewski, Methode Sauvage @methodesauvage, Martha Stouman @marthastoumen, Purity @puritywine, Matthiasson @matthiasson_wine, Arnot Roberts @duncanarnot, Bedrock Wine Co. @bedrockmorgan, Jolie Laide @jolielaidewines, Sonoma Mountain Winery, TO NAME A FEW. 💥 THERE ARE SO MANY. PICK ONE OFF THE SHELF OR MENU. YOU’RE ALREADY GOING TO BE DRINKING WINE, MAKE IT A CALIFORNIA WINE. ❤️🐻🍷
SEND SUPPLIES FROM AMAZON STRAIGHT TO NORTHERN CALIFORNIA, LINK IN BIO 💌 LIST IS UPDATED WITH ICE CHESTS, KIDS SOCKS, LIP BALM, LOZENGES, KIDS BOOKS & MORE. THE FIRE IS 0% CONTAINED WITH SMOKE COVERING OVER 200 MILES. PLEASE HELP HOW YOU CAN. 💌 Dear friends, I made an Amazon wish list with supplies that will be sent directly to the Mentor Me at the Cavanagh Rec Center in Petaluma. The center already has 500+ evacuees and is helping distribute goods to ten other evacuee centers in the area. Face masks, blankets, pillows & pillow cases are much needed and at the top of the list, but the list contains everything from toiletries to baby supplies to pet food to phone chargers. Please help in any way you can and share the list with others! Also please let me know if something on the list isn’t working and I will fix it! ❤️❤️❤️
SEND SUPPLIES FROM AMAZON STRAIGHT TO NORTHERN CALIFORNIA, LINK IN BIO 💌 Dear friends, I made an Amazon wish list with supplies that will be sent directly to the Mentor Me at the Cavanagh Rec Center in Petaluma. The center already has 500+ evacuees and is helping distribute goods to ten other evacuee centers in the area. Face masks, blankets, pillows & pillow cases are much needed and at the top of the list, but the list contains everything from toiletries to baby supplies to pet food to phone chargers. Please help in any way you can and share the list with others! Also please let me know if something on the list isn’t working and I will fix it! ❤️❤️❤️
SEND SUPPLIES FROM AMAZON STRAIGHT TO NORTHERN CALIFORNIA, LINK IN BIO 💌 Dear friends, I made an Amazon wish list with supplies that will be sent directly to the Mentor Me at the Cavanagh Rec Center in Petaluma. The center already has 500+ evacuees and is helping distribute goods to ten other evacuee centers in the area. Blankets, pillows & pillow cases are much needed and at the top of the list, but the list contains everything from toiletries to baby supplies to pet food to phone chargers. Please help in any way you can and share the list with others! ❤️❤️❤️
Things most people don’t know about me: I collect mid-century magazines and I pay for porn. Those are usually two separate statements, but today was a good day. 📚 Playboy is polarizing for sure, but did you know it was the first national publication to advocate for abortion? And it advocated from a women’s health perspective. @sierratishgart wrote a great article about it for The Cut a few weeks back, google it. 💃🏻 And yes I pay actual money for porn! I’m a huge fan of @erikalust, a feminist director and producer, and am a member of her site XConfessions. Not only is her pornography made by women and is respectful of women, but it is also beautifully shot with REAL beautiful people of all shapes, sizes & colors and is the fucking best. Literally. 🔥 You can be a feminist AND be in touch with your sexuality AND your love of mid-century furniture & fonts. All at the same time!
Elaine Benes and I have been told we don’t have grace, but Nicolas Carmarans’ “Maximus” and its elegant, inextricable mix of soft floral & bold meaty fruit makes me reconsider my own gracefulness. 🤷🏻‍♀️💭🐩🍷 Full review at WINE-AllTheTime.com #MARwines

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